The Most useless dog ever

Hello fellow Nerds,

Today I was heading for prison, I mean school, and there was a nice puppyish (yeah I just said that) boxer at my apartment stairs near my car.

I was contemplating in my head either A.) I'm going to make some moolah in the justice system after I sue these owners or B.) He will be gentle and let me pet him.

So I walk cautiously toward him contemplating how I'm going to clean the foam from my mouth after I catch rabies and what does the dog do?!  He runs away whining!

This has to be the most useless dog of all frickin time.

Oh my gosh, you either A.) Bite B.) Sniff or C.) Let me pet you, you adorable thing you.

But no, you run away and harm my self esteem.  I felt like I could break a damn mirror if I looked at it.

I thought I was slowing speed stick down and making red zone turn blue.

Thanks a lot Boxer dog. I cried all through my day and sat at home eating cookie dough and watching Sarah Palin's new answer to stopping her kids from getting pregnant:  A baby pen at to stop those mischievous boys from going upstairs to harm Willow.

So goodnight my fellow Nerdsters and remember to follow the only guy who whines more than the boxer I mentioned.

So audience tell me your best dog encounter moments.