Hello fellow nerds, incase you haven’t heard, two—I repeat TWO—people have sued over unconstitutional checks at airports.
What’s the big deal people? It's like a massage except around your junk in front of a couple hundred people. Basically imagine an Adam Lambert concert.
Now I can see why some people would get upset. I mean, not everyone is happy with there body and probably feel insecure about it. Not me, though, I bench about two whales on a bad day.
As my...warm up.
(I look forward to your comments calling me a liar) Anyway, sure it's embarrassing, but it's no worse than what happened to this dude.
This guy had to eat his own beard!
Now that sucks really bad.
Strangely enough, though, I think he would have eaten that beard anyway if he was alone.
To the point now, I say if you want them to stop you make as many Uranus jokes as possible to reverse the uncomfortablity. (Is that even a word?)
And if that doesn't work
Well, your reading a blog by a guy named SirNerdWerd so did you honestly expect a plan B?
How do you all feel about the new safety precautions of feeling you up? *cough*
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