Greetings fellow nerds! As I just said I am a senior and let me expel a rumor to you young grasshoppers. It is NOT awesome. It sucks. It's boring. You feel like a sophomore except you have a beard now.
I think I'd rather be a SENIOR citizen than a high school senior. For one, I'd fulfill my fantasy of being able to hang out with Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson as part of MY bucket list. *Ponders this for a moment.*
Anyway, I want to end this lame senior year crap right now.
I propose a new idea. At senior graduation, or whatever time of choosing, I say we gather up the family and take bets. Let's squeeze out as much money as we can from these parasites. They were hitting our wallets for ages and now they’re going to line ours this time. RIGHT PARENTS!?
After your son and or daughter or Lady GaGa graduates from high school take bets within the family on what your child will do after High school.
What’s going to be there first drug of choice? How many years will it take for them to drop out of College?
At what age will they first invest into Rogaine?
What STD will they likely catch first?
And, of course, how long until they move back in?
And when your senior moans and complains you simply tell them, “HEY BUCKAROO, YOU GO OUT AND MAKE YOUR OWN SENIORS AND DO THE SAME.”
Goodnight my little nerdsters and remember to subscribe to the only senior hating senior and traitor to his class.
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