Hello nerds,
Today is the great feast. Now I don’t know the name of the holiday. I think it's pig out day...or something.
Basically we eat turkey and pies and side dishes. Then after a while we complain about how long it will take to lose this weight, but we will just take that antacid for dessert.
Oh and don’t forget the thankful awkward moments at the dinner table where the guy that you haven't seen for eight months starts yappin to you about his unemployment running out. And you're like “Uhhh...yeah man...I'm going to go get some yams.”
Then you realized this was the year your drunken uncle didn't make the yams he was supposed to because he bought some Jack Daniels to zone everyone out while watching the lions lose.
Oh and heaven forbid your family went economically efficient and only serve cutlets this year instead of a actual turkey
I flew seven hours for some crackers on top of a turkey slice?
Oh and now we have to watch all the way until Christmas for those oh so funny thanksgiving viral videos now of the house being burned down.
Yeah, thanks for filming this jackass your sister is burning.
Don’t forget Friday too. Black Friday! Why is it called Black Friday? Shouldn't it be Green Friday? I mean these shops will be making tons.
Oh and don’t forget those little devil kids. Giving you that Christmas list a month before! And those damn radio stations already playing twelve days of Christmas…while it's OVER twelve days away
Looking back you sir do have a lot to be thankful for.
I mean it could be worse you could have daily coverage over a wedding happening in Britain even if it's ALLLLLL the way until April.
And for that happy thanksgiving my fellow nerds
Don’t forget your fellow pilgrims. They died for you or from pushing their good Indian friends off their land.
YAY!
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