Epic Tall 14 year-old

Greetings nerds, this is my first blog which, of course, every blogger says at one time or another. Well here is mine.

Now, the other day I opened up my Yahoo Messenger and of course you get their stupid "News" page Powered by Yahoo.  Emphasis on “News” because it's so far from actual News, it's just trivial crap. 

For example:

A few days ago I saw that there was a 7” tall 14-year-old from India named Satnam Singh Bhamara (Try saying that three times fast.) The first time I saw this guy I was like “Whoa, imagine that towns 7/11 and walking in to see that cashier”.

(Internet honor code: Say something really racist to get noticed. Checkmark)

Back to what I was going on about that was OH so important. This kid is being looked at by NBA scouts in India and apparently there drooling over him like wolves. Not that that's creepy at all or anything, having middle aged men stare while you sweat and play with balls, drooling.

I found it funny how they compared him to the next Yao Ming. 

I thought they were trying to praise him! But degrading him already, he's only fourteen, sheesh.

That's like saying “Hey. You’re good! You’re going to be the next Clay Aiken, good job!”

I'd probably cry if someone told me that.

Nonetheless, I thought we got over this absolute massive people playing basketball. I mean, of course, you have to be tall and muscular playing basketball, but these 7 foot 5 guys aren't cutting it.

Their slow, their knees give out easy and there not very nimble. Oh look, I'm criticizing a fourteen year old. I'm well on my way to being a soulless internet celebrity. (Check mark)

That's all that perked my interest on this day good day, nerdsters and remember to subscribe.